Dartmoor; possibly the Bronze ageMy 14th wedding anniversary approacheth. The
traditional gift for those who've made a
baker's dozen and then one is ivory. Won't do. (Though she might like a piano.) Seeing as I neglected to go tin mining on our tenth, I'm unlikely to feel her wrath for not
cottoning
(2nd) on now. I consider us to be a china couple anyway, seeing as we've actually been together for 20 years come this February. What's a piece of paper
(1st)? A lot, of course....