Author Topic: What's your job?

librarian

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What's your job?
« on: June 30, 2007 »
Nanny. I decided on domestic, although it has at times covered:

Agricultural - feeding animals, grooming horses, watering plants, picking fruit and veg

Automotive - driving, organising, cleaning vehicles

Education - homework, museum trips, knowing everything

Emergency services - rescue from trees and swimming pools, finding things, collecting the inept

Engineering - replacing bolts, assembling bikes, using spanners and screwdrivers

Hairdressing/beauty - delousing, nail painting, hair styles

Healthcare - provision of bandages and medicine, care of the sick and injured, emptying of comode (father) and potty (child), driving of wheelchair (father) and piloting of Duet (ditto)

Hospitality - care of guests, tea/cake making, table clearing, dishwasher loading

IT - if it's not working plug it in, locate lost cable, wiggle Aeriel...

Leisure - holidays, cycling, theatre trips, cinema visits, restaurants, theme parks, horse riding

Social Services - yes dear, your mother is a nutter, but we'll manage...

Other - cooking, pest disposal (removal of remains mostly), counselling, retrieving lost items, courier (delivering forgotten items to offices or schools), laying fires, defleaing pets, changing lightbulbs, emptying bins, recycling

That's about it.

Do Lego and Brio come under construction?
Does stopping the gardener upsetting the housekeeper come under human resources?