A large man is standing at the bar. Ordering a drink. Enter yours truly, stand next to large man.Large man: Oh hi Pat.Me: HiLarge man: You're dumped you know ?Me: So I gathered.Large man: She's with me now.Me: OK ....Large man: She says I'm supposed to beat the hell out of you.Me: Really ?Large man: Definately, Anyway what are you drinking ....Rather attractive but shallow and strangely vindictive girl (she dumped me after all) sits in the corner of the bar fuming.