Author Topic: Heartbreak Fess Up

sam

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Heartbreak Fess Up
« on: March 25, 2006 »
A large man is standing at the bar. Ordering a drink.
Enter yours truly, stand next to large man.

Large man: Oh hi Pat.

Me: Hi

Large man: You're dumped you know ?

Me: So I gathered.

Large man: She's with me now.

Me: OK ....

Large man: She says I'm supposed to beat the hell out of you.

Me: Really ?

Large man: Definately, Anyway what are you drinking ....

Rather attractive but shallow and strangely vindictive girl (she dumped me after all) sits in the corner of the bar fuming.