Author Topic: ivory


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« on: September 26, 2005 »

Dartmoor; possibly the Bronze age

My 14th wedding anniversary approacheth. The traditional gift for those who've made a baker's dozen and then one is ivory. Won't do. (Though she might like a piano.) Seeing as I neglected to go tin mining on our tenth, I'm unlikely to feel her wrath for not cottoning (2nd) on now. I consider us to be a china couple anyway, seeing as we've actually been together for 20 years come this February. What's a piece of paper (1st)? A lot, of course....