The following transcripts, dating 2005-2008, have been made available under the freedom of information act. The suspect under questioning is the founder of Another Cycling Forum, which has long since passed the event horizon.

Topics of discussion include his virtual relationship with critics. If you have a weak stomach you are advised not to read these transcripts, which include shocking revelations such as the fact that he is human and has feelings.

Interview One

Interview Two

Interview Three

Interview Four

Interview Five