We've just smuggled a coffee machine into the office. One of these: Cafe Equipment - Jura Impressa XS90 One TouchPour beans in the hopper, water in the other side, glorious coffee comes out the front. Best hangover cure so far? Octuple expresso. I needed to go for a walk round the building after that. We're not really allowed things like this, so we have put a keyboard in front of it and a screen on top - and told facilities that it is a new server. We are looking for an old Sun E4500 chassis to put it in.