There is an approved method for fixing potholes in London Town Devine. It is this:Pothole appearsSomeone reports presence of pothole to Appropriate AuthoritahAppropriate Authoritah does this: 0Pothole continues to increase in size until buses start to disappear and local residents report that the cries of the woolly mammoth at the bottom are keeping them awake at nightAppropriate Authoritah sends two bloke in donkey jackets to fill in hole using approved environmentally-friendly material1Approved environmentally-friendly material is eaten by pigeons; pothole continues to increase in size as noted aboveBlokes in donkey jackets return with more approved environmentally-friendly materialAnd so onAfter a period of approximately fourteen months2, blokes in donkey jackets are finally allowed to fill hole with Proper Tarmac1 - a 50-50 mixture of mashed potatoes and lard2 - the exception which proves the rule was one in Southwark Street, which occupied about the same area as a bus and was about eight inches deep; it got fixed the day after a motoring FLJS in a Delta Integrale fell in it and wrecked all four tyres and three of the wheels