The Good News Thread

[librarian]

Having just checked my emails, I find that I am eligible for:

An education grant,
A 42" plasma TV,
A low-cost loan for any amount,
The best job ever,
An over-powered car,
Several mobile phones,
A new credit card,
Any amount of lesbian pr0n,
and last, but by no means least,
An even bigger willy.

If that lot doesn't add up to Good News, then quite frankly, the world has gone mad.

Laters!