Possibly the best day of my life?

[librarian]

I'm going to a comedy thingy tonight with an old friend. She's a 5'5" stunningly gorgeous cheerleader. She asked if she could bring some friends. I assumed that she'd be bringing a boyfriend, but no, she's single. She's bringing 3 of her housemates. They are all equally stunning cheerleaders.

Oh, they're all single too.

Will life ever ever get any better?

It could!  Update us in the morning!    ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)

I notice there's no response yet...

Perhaps he's in a stupor somewhere  ;D

Perhaps he got the wrong day :P

Perhaps his wrists are too weak for typing today.

Unfortunately no. It's very difficult to chat someone up when you're gasping for breath due to a very good comedian!

If you ever get the chance to see Russel Howard (the blonde guy usually on the right on mock the week) live, then do! I went to see him about a month back and apart from 2 or 3 short jokes, the entire act was different because he is so good at audience interaction.

Most disappointing thread. Ever.