Author Topic: Shooting stars


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Shooting stars
« on: March 18, 2008 »
It's the End Times.  Soon it will be possible to grow orchids in Greenland and swim to the North Pole1.  Half of the BRITONS' England will disappear under water, the dead shall rise up and Cliff Richard will have another Number One.  There will be earthquakes in East Acton, volcanoes in Weston-super-Mud and a two-headed calf will be born in number 23, Hollyhock Drive, Macclesfield.  The Four Jet-Skiers of the Apocalypse will lay waste to Swindon.

Or something.

1 - unless one is an Arctic Bear, that is.