
The
enthusiastic greeters.
Look, they're remaking Thriller
There was fundamental agreement that wheels should be round

Saddling up at the bar (with
vending machines in the toilets if you think you might get lucky)

For when Brooks isn't hard enough

For when magnesium isn't splashy enough

If it's a forgery it's a good one

People are definitely forgetting what colour rims are supposed to be

Mike wasn't prepared for the G-forces

The
prototypes used monkeys

Charge in its natural habitat

At the Rapha stand even the mud is authentic

Uses a derailleur for a dimmer switch
Santa's workshop
Its mother loves it
All Goldfinger was missing was

and a


I bet you say that to all the bikes

Kids having kids, what's the world coming to

Ideal for British summers

Sarah Palin's secret service detail

Voting machine levers in districts with many cyclists

Pretty in pink

Lots of free nibbles. One stand had pretzels. I spent half my time at the show trying to find it again

All dressed up and no place to go

A Carradice for your Carradice

A real commuter test track would have had potholes

The London Cycling Campaign plans to combat road rage with tribbles

Mmmmm, ti

Snow tyres

Would you like a bell with that, or do you prefer to snarl?

A good picture to see at a bike show. You can't always get what you want

At the end of the day I was happy to go home with the one that brung me to the dance
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