Author Topic: Creationism museum (part two)

librarian

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Creationism museum (part two)
« on: June 10, 2007 »
I'm sorry, but you are all going to burn in the special furnace (insert name of deity) keeps hot for people like you.

Toasted crumpets anyone?

nah...Hell will be more subtle than that.  Many forum members will find themselves in a room showing repeats of Big Brother on an endless loop.  Others will be forced to ride forever into a headwind on an Apollo full-suspension MTB with a squeaking chain.

CTC members will be forced to spend eternity in a cafe where tea is £5 a pot, there's not quite enough milk in the jug and they don't provide any top-up hot water, even if you ask.