Power tools

[sam]

...I'd like something that has to be ordered from a catalogue by men in brown overalls and reads like a bad hand of Scrabble. Maybe next time.

Pah, these are but childrens toys.

A few years ago my brother-in-law was having some new roads put in on his farm. Over Christmas the contractor went home leaving his large caterpillar tracked Hitachi digger in a corner of the farm.

It didn't take us very long to hot wire it, although with hindsight trying to tap on the living room window with the bucket wasn't the brightest idea I ever had.