Paris-Brest-Paris isn't a race

[librarian]

So who's going to be first back?

FY's personal scale of achievement in time taken to get back to Paris is:

90 hours - Content
Sub 90 hours - Happy
Sub 80 hours - Amazed
Sub 70 hours - Bartered soul with Satan
Sub 60 hours - Abandoned

Sub 90 hours - Happy
Sub 80 hours - Very happy
Sub 70 hours - Surprised and elated
Sub 60 hours - Must have cheated