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  => Freewheeling => Topic started by: sam on February 10, 2011

Title: classifieds
Post by: sam on February 10, 2011

Wanted: Assassin for my wife's boss. No need to be discreet, it is preferred this look like what it is – a hit – to send a warning to middle management compelling assimilation into the borg scrum (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/29/verity_stob_scrum/page2.html). Will provide alibi ("He was cycling with me in France"). Can pay in cash, bullion,* or bicycle parts.

(https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/acf/pics/dayofthejackal.jpg)

* or bouillon, if you like soup

Title: For Sale: Suspension Bridge
Post by: sam on October 22, 2011

Beloved icon currently spanning the East River in New York. Very sturdy: can hold 99% (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPacAGyuvk) of humanity, and has survived numerous assaults, including Godzilla

(https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/acf/pics/brooklyngodzilla.jpg)

a sea monster

(https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/acf/pics/brooklynsquid.jpg)

and a disturbed and restless bunny rabbit. (https://www.afflictedyard.com/rabbitjones.htm)

(https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/acf/pics/brooklynbunny.jpg)

Cycle lanes (https://bikedummy.blogspot.com/2008/07/less-hate-more-love.html) included.

All reasonable offers considered.

Title: For Sale: The Quiet Game
Post by: sam on October 23, 2011

(https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/acf/pics/quietgame.jpg)

Legal thriller in four parts. I like to carry thin books. Bought for train reading. Missing the first 208 pages. Will throw in the first 174 pages of Jack Henderson's Maximum Impact.

Title: WTB: Time in a bottle
Post by: sam on February 29, 2012

Can offer a box just for wishes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7JL54nbi4) in part exchange.