Author Topic: Les Cuisses de Grenouilles

sam

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Les Cuisses de Grenouilles
« on: March 26, 2006 »
I had a meal with a couple of mates about 10 years ago. One of them decided to try and provoke me by ordering frogs legs, I am a veggie although of the non-militant type. 

A steaming bowl of frogs legs arrived, still wearing their little green trousers.

I asked if I could try one. He agreed, looking a bit worried. I scoffed one, then got another and held it just above the table top like a sort of marionette. He looked rather alarmed.

I then started to make little froggy's legs do the can-can, along with my singing accompaniment. I got louder and louder (the other friend by this time clapping along)

My friend proceeded to stare at the dance as if transfixed. Gradually he went yellow, then green. He then left the table as he was about to recieve a call from God on the Great White Telephone.