because it's there

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The cliff notes:

Cheddar Gorge Weston Hill Crowcombe Combe Porlock Dunkery Beacon Exmoor Forest Challacombe Dartmeet Haytor Vale Widecombe Rundlestone Salcombe Hill Dover's Hill Box Hill York's Hill White Lane Leith Hill White Downs The Wall Toys Hill Steyning Bostal Ditchling Beacon Whiteleaf Streatley Hill Combe Gibbet Mott Street Swains Lane Michaelgate Terrace Hill Monsal Head Bank Road Riber Winnats Pass Rowley Bar Curbar Edge Mow Cop Peaslows Jiggers Bank The Burway Shibden Wall Pea Royd Lane Jackson Bridge Home Moss Halifax Lane Park Rash Oxnop Scar Malham Cove Langcliffe Scar Buttertubs Pass Fleet Moss Tan Hill Greenhow Hill Norwood Edge Boltby Bank Rosedale Chimney White Horse Bank The Stang Carlton Bank Crawleyside Peth Bank Winters Gibbet Chapel Fell Mennock Pass Carn O' Mount The Cairnwell The Lecht Cairn Gorm Rest and be Thankful Bealach-na-Ba Cat and Fiddle Swiss Hill The Rake Garsdale Head Nick of Pendle Trough of Bowland Jubilee Tower Hartside Lamps Moss Cross of Greet Honister Pass Newland Hause Whinlatter Pass Kirkstone Pass Hardknott Pass Wrynose Pass The Shelf Moel Arthur Penbarra The Road to Hell Horseshow Pass Bwlch-y-Groes Ffordd Penllech Devil's Staircase Llangynidr Mountain Black Mountain Bryne Du The Tumble Rhigos The Bwlch Constitution Hill Bitch Hill