Author Topic: Why creationism is wrong and evolution is right

sam

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Why does the Royal Society feel the need to hold such a lecture? Anybody who believes in Creationism should be viewed in the same way as those who believe the Tooth Fairy is real, Father Christmas delivers presents every December 25 and New Labour has links with Socialism.
You heartless bastard!!!
I believed all of those!  Well, apart from New Labour being socialist - no one's THAT gullible! 


Creationism Vs Evolution ??

Creationism - Work really hard for 6 days and get everything done.

Evolution - Sit around doing nothing for a few million years and everything gets done anyway.

I'm with Evolution.

I'm hoping it will work to get my Bathroom finished




Errrr... I'm a bit lost on all this philosophical stuff - but if these creationists are giving you grief - well, there's a ready solution.

Ferry them all out to the Edge Of The World*, and give 'em a good shove---

*It's somewhere out near Bermuda, I believe.