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=> acf 1.0 => Post of the Day => Topic started by: sam on March 25, 2006
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A large man is standing at the bar. Ordering a drink.
Enter yours truly, stand next to large man.
Large man: Oh hi Pat.
Me: Hi
Large man: You're dumped you know ?
Me: So I gathered.
Large man: She's with me now.
Me: OK ....
Large man: She says I'm supposed to beat the hell out of you.
Me: Really ?
Large man: Definately, Anyway what are you drinking ....
Rather attractive but shallow and strangely vindictive girl (she dumped me after all) sits in the corner of the bar fuming.