Which BEST describes you?

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100% Normal
« on: October 30, 2011 »

There are now 7 billion people in the world, and you may be one of them. If you've time on your hands – which if you live in the UK you should because we've just gained another hour – please answer these questions, if only in your head, to add to the sum of human knowledge:

Are you feeling at all disorientated?

Cateye Rorschach Test: What does the pattern of your light most remind you of?

Do you wear a helmet as an article of faith?

Have you ever helped somebody repair a puncture, then stolen their bike?

Have you felt the effect of the Heisenberg Certainty Principle, which states that whatever the number on your computer, you're sure you're going faster?

Do you get a vicarious thrill when buying a bike for your partner?

Do you name your bicycle?

What's next in this series? Rain, Buckled wheel, Lost, No signal, Getting dark, Don't speak the language, Last money spent on stale Soreen, Pain in chest now radiating down left arm, Never told father I loved him, Fading fast.

What would you choose for your last supper?