From the
Museum of Childhood
You're never too young for piecework
Flann O'Brien was here
One day, for a joke, Scott put on Virgil's yellow sash
The electrician, the dentist and the newsagent were the bestest of friends
According to census info, Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. She has had 5 sisters, 43 pets and over 80 careers. You go, girl
In December 2005 Dr. Agnes Nairn at the University of Bath in England published research suggesting that girls often go through a stage where they hate their Barbie dolls and subject them to a range of punishments, including decapitation and placing the doll in a microwave oven. Dr. Nairn said: "It's as though disavowing Barbie is a rite of passage and a rejection of their past."
Jabba the
wistful hut
...as a window. Fans of Brass Eye will get the reference
The chair that treats you like a footstool
Working on a stain remover
The fifth Beatle was Magneto
It's either this or back to the typewriters
Keeps up with the latest technology
Try trigonometry in trochaic tetrameter
Surrounded by flesh wounds
Cocky weeble
The thatched roof cut
Conducts electricity beautifully
Last seen working at a car wash
Next up: single currency poker
Ideal for agoraphobic trainspotters
In the days when you had to sew your own flatscreen
The cat was going to have to catch more mice if they were going to have dumplings tonight
The tea was actually better company than grandpa
Clipped in and ready to go
