Practising what they preach

[sam]

The God squad regularly visits my area. :o

I am lucky that I have an early warning alarm system installed. ;D

Namely the council has built a lay by outside, which helps me spot the transit van,

And all of his Lords finest that tumble forth from it. ;D

Now then they are getting really crafty, >:( a few months back, they actually had two

Stunning blonde babes that would go to the door, they would then mesmerise a gent :P

When they had him mesmerised enough so that he could trip over his tongue, :P :P :P then

The old granny would appear from round the corner, >:( I kid ye not, this is true, from behind the

Safety of my Venetian blinds I watched countless fools fall for this dastardly trick, while they worked

Their way up the street towards me. :o

They were gorgeous babes (not the hag >:() and I was torn between opening the door and plying 

them With hob nobs, or turning the stereo down and hiding under the bed.(till i thought it was safe to emerge)

I settled for the great words of Little Richard

You keep a knocking but you can't come in
Keep a knocking but you can't come in
You keep a knocking but you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again