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Oh soggy chamois shambles
« on: February 14, 2007 »
Oh soggy skin of mountain goat
Made damp by spray from yonder road
With clammy contact cold and rare
Be gentle with his bollocks bare
For though the skin may be quite wrinkly
‘Tis sensitive to things so wintery.
So please dear chamois soft and knowing
Keep nuttys nuts all warm and glowing