Author Topic: I went on a flight simulator last night…

librarian

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I went on a flight simulator last night…
« on: December 08, 2007 »
Poor man's flight simulator: Sit in the cupboard under the stairs and stare at the dials on your electricity meter for eight hours. For four of these hours you are only permitted a 20w light. For the other four hours, shine a 2 million candle power torch in your face.

Not valid unless the Hoover's in there with you, and running for the entire time, and the wife pops in occasionally to offer you a cold tea which she then spills all over you. For added authenticity, do it during an earthquake with all the neighbours adding aural and nasal atmosphere by screaming and being sick. For the final touch, find a short-wave radio, tune it into a Japanese financial station, and try and work out what the f*ck they're on about.