↑ has gone from slumbering deep in these pages to lying in wait under an assumed name at the end of the latest Ride Journal. (https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/index.php?topic=168.msg10221#msg10221) It's nice to see it in print you can smell, too, though it appears to have been run through the metric version of spellcheck – "nearly two meters" is not the same as six feet under, guys.
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Anything else you want to get off your chest?
Spoiler
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