If you didn't cycle...

[librarian]

I'd have less money, because I'd run a nice car and probably a motorbike as well.  I'd be a miserable bloater with bad skin and an irritable bowel.  I'd have terrible driving skills, moaning at the "bad traffic" whilst applying eye make up and talking on my mobile phone at the same time.

I expect I'd have far fewer friends and would probably rarely see the countryside, with my leisure time being spent shopping, clubbing and buying overpriced drinks in pretentious London bars.

I might start taking in interest in shoes, as they'd be the only parts of my wardrobe that wouldn't need to come from "big girl" shops.

My flat would be cleaner and less cluttered and my cat wouldn't be continually covered in chain oil  :)