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[librarian]

But surely two chums re-enacting that Di Caprio/Winslett romantic scene  on a cross channel ferry is not wrong?

Is it?

Wrong? WRONG???
It is so wrong it makes afternoon tea with Hitler and Stalin, with a menu of the last dodo's eggs lightly scrambled washed down with the sweat of Cambodian slave labourers (*) look positively benign.

(*) Come on. You lot can think of more evil food and drink.