Author Topic: Genuine cycling tips


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Genuine cycling tips
« on: March 06, 2006 »
If a bear attacks you whilst out on a ride and you are not wearing a helmet, pretend to be a fish.  The bear will then violently bang your head against a rock to stun you.  Not very pleasant but at least you won't feel the pain when it rips your arms off.

Remember cafe floors and cleats have a very low co-efficient of friction.