Author Topic: Horses

librarian

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Horses
« on: November 28, 2006 »
Sorry mate - they are frightened of basically everything that isn't another horse. An army of Wheelie Bins is quite sufficient to have George (BIG horse) wanting to jump the nearest hedge. Talking of which, that's where the dragons live, obviously. A 'bent? Oh please... You might as well show up at the controls of a UFO. Charlie (The REALLY BIG ned) isn't actually frightened of much, to be fair... Road signs are fine, unless they have fallen down. This turns them into potential horse-eating-dragons, as any fule kno.