Author Topic: I should never have let my girlfriend see that website!

librarian

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... I was browsing the interwebchamacallit for some new 3/4 length shorts (my legs are kind of scary looking, OK? I need them covered in polite company, like at the pub after work).

So I got to the Rapha website ... and found their very nice, but admittedly stupidly expensive "Fixed" shorts (which have been discussed here before, I believe). She said "They cost HOW MUCH!?" and took the laptop away.

So the problem is, if I ever buy anything from Rapha (and I haven't so far) and she finds it in the laundry bin, I'm well and truly fecked ;-)

I might have to do some laundry!

new girlfriend time???

Actually, the (imminent) solution is a cleaner. That way my girlf will never discover the new shorts in the laundry bin :-)

Madness all round!

Surely you would always wash such important things yourself!

In my experience, people who do not understand technical fabrics should be kept at a distance.

I suggest you should become homosexual, and make sure you best mate is in the Marines, or similar.

I have tried this, and believe you me, it works.

There are no longer any arguments, and we both have an intimate understanding of the whole range of Grangers stuff.

What is more, when needs arise, we can re-proof all the essential kit.


Hope this helps,


Goaty