Poll

Should yellow-ceitidh study Shakespeare or go cycling instead?

Yes study Shakespeare until an expert.
5 (27.8%)
No. We've no chance at the Olympics with all this literature
0 (0%)
What's Shakespeer?
2 (11.1%)
What's Cycling?
0 (0%)
Recite some sonnets while weaving through traffic on the A roads
11 (61.1%)

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Author Topic: Shakespeare is dead

librarian

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Shakespeare is dead
« on: February 24, 2008 »
RIP Shakespeare.
Shakespeare died recently of a virus contracted during a heavy bout of drinking. 
He leaves behind him his wife, daughter and two aged Siamese cats named Hamlet and Macduff.




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