My fellow housemates were delighted when the mailman dropped this off:
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/newtrumpcheck700.jpg)
Being a dual citizen (triple if you count Dutch) has its advantages. Nice of the money printing machine across the pond to send some my way, though the economic impact isn’t going to be rippling back.
Most of my newfound wealth is earmarked for the basics, like this recycled litter.
(https://i.imgur.com/cR0NiYW.jpg)
Personally, all I want is the bag. How do you like my tissue box porch?
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/oskieinbag.jpg)
Should I give some to charity? MONKEY SHELTER seems like a good cause.
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/monkeyshelter.jpg)
It's only fair to chip in for my board.
take two
Got myself a new ”Boredom Breaker”. (https://www.rosewoodpet.com/small-animal/activity-toys/boredom-breaker-chew-tubes/chew-tubes) Who’s bored? I’ve always got things going on. Here’s my current hole to China New Zealand. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52961539)
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/chompskytube.jpg)
On a recent inspection I discovered that this charger was getting old, so I surprised them with a replacement. £30 seems a bit steep, but it would be churlish to suggest James profiteered his way to being a billionaire.
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/chompdyson.jpg)
Another gift. Happy to share.
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/dutchtyres.gif)
SNAP (https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/house-rabbit.258701/page-4#post-6073138)
Spoilsport
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/dup2b.gif)
Should I take philosophy?
It looks like I'd better, to enhance (https://youtu.be/WwtsKgsZAtM) my viewing experience.
Yo Immanuel! (https://www.reddit.com/r/Rabbits/comments/eq2w8n/this_is_immanuel_kant_he_and_his_brothers_are/)
Yo Humbug!
Hope you don't mind that I've dangled you like a carrot to my followers on Twitter, who number in the double figures. Speaking of the big bird, I believe Kant would approve (http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/jokes_of_immanuel_kant) of this tweet:
(https://i.imgur.com/NpnnIUI.jpg)
Not many balloons (https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/acf/index.php?topic=76.msg727751#msg727751) outside my window lately. (Those sneakers would be highly unsustain (https://hypebeast.com/2021/4/sean-wotherspoon-adidas-originals-zx-8000-superearth-feature-interview)able if they landed anywhere near me.) There's still a parade of life.
(https://i.imgur.com/DsXdPv0.jpg)
I was born today. How was your day?
(https://i.imgur.com/VaLmzmE.jpg)
Just how many mums do I have?
(https://i.imgur.com/1GBYylH.jpg)
What did I tell you about gambolling up to strangers?
(https://i.imgur.com/M6Tewlu.jpg)
Seen it all
(https://i.imgur.com/NWTVtpz.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MbNWBBz.jpg)
Why do I get the feeling one of these is going to go missing?
Housemate came back with considerably less than he left home with. I'll never understand how he could hear anything.
(https://i.imgur.com/KDeG3MG.jpg)
No after pictures have been approved for publication.
In other news, Finders Keepers remains the law of the garden. Trust me, little one, this acorn wouldn't be to your taste anyway.
(https://i.imgur.com/vt46pb8.jpg)
I spy with my big eye
(https://i.imgur.com/Vi5Pl0N.jpg)
not one but two
(https://i.imgur.com/e30rFkC.jpg)
make that three newbies.
(https://i.imgur.com/nNUlOPQ.jpg)
Actually there are five at last count, though try rustling them all together for a group photo.
I wish you all the luck in your new world.
(https://i.imgur.com/K66GRW4.jpg)
clickit
(https://i.imgur.com/knXKon1.jpg)
Clearly our patch is zoned for hoppers.
Si les points sont trop gros, vous vous tenez trop près.
(https://i.imgur.com/q4Od7d9.jpg)
meet the model
This is George. He seems to like our garden.
(https://i.imgur.com/jWHRUqy.jpg)
He's welcome to it.
(https://i.imgur.com/rOlQE81.jpg)
In a departure from my usual content, and belatedly inspired by Humbug's foray into politics, (https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/index.php?topic=1245.msg13131#msg13131) I hereby publicly subscribe to this sentiment:
J K Rowling must die (https://excelpope.net/2020/09/16/why-j-k-rowling-must-die/)
How can a peacenik like me
(https://i.imgur.com/fFXKfyK.jpg)
betray his very nature, you may ask if you haven't clicked. (I find that many people are content with headlines and resist the lure of hypertext.)
Call me a fan of the First Amendment. There's a lot of good stuff in there, but I refer of course to freedom of speech. Who wants to be
(https://i.imgur.com/SPAHXoF.jpg)
the monkey on the right in this enablers triptych?
Even if it means putting up with poison like this (https://medium.com/@rebeccarc/j-k-rowling-and-the-trans-activists-a-story-in-screenshots-78e01dca68d) and this, (https://medium.com/@rebeccarc/margaret-atwood-and-the-trans-activists-a-story-in-screenshots-bd61ed7575ce)
(https://i.imgur.com/Nntcz3c.jpg)
SOCIAL MEDIA: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK (https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipOM9J_ZIrYtiMagVRr_jhagMR-XP59TBsJFLwNlcS13iIUT4ovqKRN9zttevr0PmA?pli=1&key=NmJuV1AyRnVSU3dOS2VObVhLSm1uNUkxRjRBSk9R)
it's imperative that even filthy memes like this,
Spoiler
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/rowling-list.jpg)
questionable justifications from baddies like this, (https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/29641/did-the-us-greens-learn-nothing-from-the-challenor-scandal/715e47a5-4bd5-44c1-b1c9-14e5b7194520#comment-715e47a5-4bd5-44c1-b1c9-14e5b7194520) and hysterical screeching such as to be found in the hellish cesspit of Mumsnet (https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/index.php?topic=2264.msg13621#msg13621) be allowed an airing so that we may better engage our brains in the outlandish act of thinking for ourselves, without fear or favour of all-powerful gatekeepers.
J K must die not just because that is the fate of all creatures great and small, but because Lord Frith demands an Icarus every now and then. Ours is very much to reason (https://archive.md/09zlw) why. Meanwhile, turn it up