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Posted by: archy
« on: September 27, 2021 »

now that you mention it
he did leave a trail of edibles
Posted by: Mehitabel
« on: September 26, 2021 »

Are you sure that wasn't somebody in a tattered robe on their way to the refrigerator?
Posted by: archy
« on: September 26, 2021 »

i bumped into a zombie
he really was a sight
i told him please dont eat my brains
he said dont worry brains arent on the menu tonight
he just wanted to stretch his legs
or what was left of them
Posted by: Mehitabel
« on: June 09, 2020 »

I see what you're trying to do there. Next time start with a longer word.
Posted by: archy
« on: June 09, 2020 »

things bug me till theyre done
this story being one
now i can move on
Posted by: Mehitabel
« on: June 08, 2020 »

Nice pep talk sir.
Posted by: archy
« on: June 08, 2020 »

unwritten is worse
than unread verse
rebirth as a scaredy cat
would be the true curse
Posted by: archy
« on: June 04, 2020 »

facebooks not me cup of tea
its full of muck and zuck is yuck
but
still i post because its free
and spreads the word with any luck



“Derivative.” – London Review of Books

Posted by: archy
« on: May 10, 2020 »

ill rephrase


a cat was dying of curiosity
so he posted on a forum for all to see
who could have guessed not everyone would agree
with how he thought that things should be

his why is now locked to further reply
to avoid unsightly blood in the eye
no offence guy and im sure youre a guy
as threads go it wasnt qi






Posted by: Mehitabel
« on: May 10, 2020 »

Hey!
Posted by: archy
« on: May 10, 2020 »

curiosity killed the cat
Posted by: archy
« on: May 09, 2020 »

it is often said
that we wont be dead
when the big one hits
and youre all blown to bits

being so small
whilst you are so tall
ive had many years
to hone my perspective my dears
i agree with the man drinking commie tears
(in case that avatar disappears)

[close]

in sickness and health
by boom or by stealth
when the end comes youll know
its time to go oh no

woe will be you
all your institutions and art
all your music and vids
views will hit the skids

god will have sneezed
unblessed and displeased
no rainbow this time
to mark the scene of the crime

its grist for the mill
when youve had your fill
join me down here
well float on a tear
surface tension you see
thats perspective from me