Cycling + => Not Another Cycling Forum => Topic started by: Сэм on May 31, 2018

Title: допотопный
Post by: Сэм on May 31, 2018
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"Still not phone friendly?"
"That doesn't mean we ( can't be."
Title: свиньи будут летать
Post by: Сэм on October 09, 2018

It’s beyond my capabilities to make the necessary alterations, and my usual tech ( guy is out of action indefinitely.

My go-to rationalisation is that the site isn’t best viewed on a phone anyway. Squinting at lovingly photophopped images is bad for the eyes. That, and touchscreens are the devil's handiwork: ( words are meant to be typed on keyboards with actual keys.


That none of this is of any consequence does not deter me from posting about it.
Title: членство, comrades!
Post by: Сэм on April 01, 2019
We're now offering Titanium, Steel, and Aluminium levels of membership. Sorry carbon fibre lovers, you’re not on the periodic table.

– Personalised experience with your username appearing near the top of the page when logged in
– The ability to like ( posts in your head
– Ruble for your thoughts


Everything included with Aluminium, plus:
– Exclusive Velosolo Club events, if you so choose
– Unlimited aphorisms


Everything included with Aluminium and Steel, plus:
– Virtual Certificate of Completeness more or less suitable for framing
frame not included

– We'll put you first in a very long queue for a jersey:

(Artist credit. ( We're not animals.)

– A date with a cosmo girl

Or guy. We can't guarantee sex.