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Title: допотопный
Post by: Сэм on May 31, 2018
(https://notanothercyclingforum.net/pics/americansphone.jpg) (https://twitter.com/jollygoodthen/status/706465031072956416)

"Still not phone friendly?"
"Nyet."
"That doesn't mean we (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDWDCltHGv4) can't be."
Title: свиньи будут летать
Post by: Сэм on October 09, 2018
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/comradepigs.jpg)

It’s beyond my capabilities to make the necessary alterations, and my usual tech (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEQ5mCMO1a8) guy is out of action indefinitely.

My go-to rationalisation is that the site isn’t best viewed on a phone anyway. Squinting at lovingly photophopped images is bad for the eyes. That, and touchscreens are the devil's handiwork: (https://www.google.com/search?q=rolling+eyes&newwindow=1&safe=off&client=firefox-b-ab&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjX5sac-_vdAhWlz4UKHdjqCC4QsAR6BAgFEAE&biw=1196&bih=7880) words are meant to be typed on keyboards with actual keys.

(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/russiankeys1.jpg)

That none of this is of any consequence does not deter me from posting about it.
Title: членство, comrades!
Post by: Сэм on April 01, 2019
We're now offering Titanium, Steel, and Aluminium levels of membership. Sorry carbon fibre lovers, you’re not on the periodic table.

ALUMINIUM
– Personalised experience with your username appearing near the top of the page when logged in
– The ability to like (https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/acf/index.php?topic=53263.0) posts in your head
– Ruble for your thoughts

(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/ruble.gif)

STEEL
Everything included with Aluminium, plus:
– Exclusive Velosolo Club events, if you so choose
– Unlimited aphorisms

(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/steelelement.gif)

TITANIUM
Everything included with Aluminium and Steel, plus:
– Virtual Certificate of Completeness more or less suitable for framing
(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tiframe.jpg)
frame not included

– We'll put you first in a very long queue for a jersey:

(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/bearjersey.gif)
(Artist credit. (https://www.behance.net/gallery/9302721/Bear-Biking) We're not animals.)

– A date with a cosmo girl

(https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/cosmo.jpg)
Or guy. We can't guarantee sex.