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Title: Scenes at the museum
Post by: sam on March 18, 2019
Main collection here (https://www.prettygoodbritain.com/scenes2.html) | more here (https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/index.php?topic=1155.0)


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Always with the drama

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Whatever's going on, it doesn't look dishwasher safe

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Praying for a happy ending

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Don't lose these, I don't have spares

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This is never going to come out

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Catholic bouncy castle (when Jesus died for our sins, that included sacrilege)

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Ensuring Bessie is milked on time

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Who knew they could pounce

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Potter's field of dreams

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This is a prime example of the artist's bucolic period

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If you're not going to put this on Instagram please leave

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Guardian Soulmates attract dictionary pics

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If C-3PO had a cycle of rebirth

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A fight broke out over who was fairest of them all

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He'd made the mistake of asking for a close shave

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For "Pubic Transport" substitute "A Streetcar Named Desire”. See? Sometimes censors have good ideas.

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Benny never forgot which B he was

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Modern art: nothing to be afraid of

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Make a painting in your head. These are the colours you can use. You have until the metronomes stop.

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Not every exhibit is ready for fame

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Always have an exit plan

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There's even art (https://www.notanothercyclingforum.net/acf/index.php?topic=23228.0) in the walls. At first they thought it was mice.

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The lion doesn't sleep tonight

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Ever since Pulp Fiction you could never just put a sock in it anymore

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My only half unserious interpretation of this is that the packing material is symbolic of the fragility of easter eggs

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Questioning how meaning and value are assigned through the authority of institutions? (https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/darling.jpg) Check.

Please don’t leave disappointed that I didn’t get a picture of Batman undergoing a tragi-comic makeover.

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If somebody doesn't call building maintenance this problem is just going to get worse
Title: Scenes at the museum
Post by: sam on August 03, 2019
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Anticipating the next Facebook notification

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Why do I get the feeling this is a promotion without a raise

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"YOU HAD ME AT HOW GREAT THOU ART"

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Written notice from the council to keep the noise down

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He's going to need a little trim

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Thank you madam, but I just stick a straw in the hump

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All of us, at one time or another

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If he kept offering the bullies flowers he was going to keep getting beat up

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Heads, you really lose

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Getting new shoes from the blacksmith

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Now that you’ve asked nicely, I’m happy to do the dishes

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Two's company, three's crowd control

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Not going to miss the delivery man again

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He’s probably more afraid of you than you are of him

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"You're going to have to try harder than that to scare m–" said the blind man

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Advertising for guys with big brains on the dating site

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How they suck you in
Title: Scenes at the museum
Post by: sam on December 02, 2019
My first visit to the recently reopened Wellcome Galleries in the Science Museum.

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Those familiar with the venue may remember the previous Medicine Galleries. Perched as an afterthought, in what felt like the museum's attic space, this was an old-fashioned place of aged wooden cabinets, which were themselves something of an exhibit. Quite magical in their own way, but hardly appealing to a diverse, modern audience.  –Londonist (https://londonist.com/london/science-museum-s-new-medicine-galleries)

The old place was wonderfully atmospheric, well worth the climb. The new place is more... antiseptic. It's also very much open plan – big enough to fly a plane through, as you'll see.


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The best bike for the bonk

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Some assembly required

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I have it on good authority the process was shortened by exactly 12 parsecs

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Keep doing that and you're going to end up a bookmark

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Stop looking at me

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Think of a number but don't tell me what it is

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Psychiatrists' sampler

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Dr Frankenstein's lunch box

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They wore their wellies till the end

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The facts of life

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Are you sure you want that second opinion?

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Our lady of perpetual fire hazard (https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/backgroundplane.jpg)

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Nurse, get this man to a larger scale model (https://prettygoodbritain.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/handkerchief.jpg) room, stat

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The games at the old gift shop could've been cheerier

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For some reason the ad campaign for the pharmacy wasn't working

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Turn your head and <cough cough cough>

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Man Flu outbreak

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At least that would explain my weird cravings

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Why they don't allow minors on submarines

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Casting call for the Tin Man

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RoboDoc

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Medical grade cappuccino maker for the canteen

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There's got to be an easier way of keeping your breath minty fresh

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Finding a NHS dentist bites

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I don't need another sweet tooth, thanks

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In case you fall off your folder

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If the brain is a sex organ, this must be the G-spot

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Experience gifts for Christmas have gone too far