Today's mission: the Petrie Museum of Egyptian Archaeology, and the Grant Museum of Zoology, both part of University College London.

You are where?

A fire extinguisher is probably better protection than a sphynx

OMG, I forgot to go to Tripadvisor first. This must be how Victorian explorers felt.

Speaking of Victorian.
Seriously, I'm fine with old fashioned, pile 'em high displays of artefacts. Still mourn the pre-revamped
Room 33 at the British Museum.

If
Richard Francis Burton had had one of these, his researches into erotica would’ve gone much faster

Somebody throw a doily over them, quick. (I didn't go looking for this, I just followed the groove in the floor.)

"This is going in my Tripadvisor review."

Instructions for making a Nile cruiser

Lid doesn’t fit the jar? That’s some sloppy work, people.

When a good fashion idea came along, both hatmakers and architects scrambled for it

Has puzzled caption writers for millennia

You look green, this should settle your stomach

Captured for all eternity: that first date

Going to grandma's meant dusting her shabti collection

and she always knew when you broke something

Hearing aide

You have to be in it to win it

If only I’d married my brother, rather than the boy next door, I could’ve ended up in a pyramid instead

Is there anything else I can get you before I return to my fantasy slave girl duties?

Before cat videos

The gift that says you cared enough to plunder a grave