I have set out my stall as an advice columnist. The first offering from the mailbag was very tasty:
Muncher, just say no. I would suggest you have a hard look at your bunny’s diet and introduce gradual changes. Personally the only thing I would allow on your list is dill, a limited amount of peppers, and
carrot tops. Bugs bunny has a lot to answer for.
Very small portions of fruit may be OK for treats, but as you have discovered, it's difficult to ration once we get a taste for it.
Brother can you spare a blueberryThere are lots of resources out there, and not all of them agree on every particular with each other (or with me).
This is a good one.Hay,
greens, and maybe some nuggets. That’s all we really need.
Playing dumb for the camera for a good causeThe pickier you are on our behalf, the longer we’ll be around to bring you joy.