Author Topic: mm-mm-mm

Re: mm-mm-mm
« Reply #110 on: December 04, 2021 »
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Good morning (not that the timestamps around here are any help). The new hay is a revelation.



To be continued...

Fine dining
« Reply #111 on: December 10, 2021 »
C'est un grand changement. Really big.


Unbelievably exciting for some

– Delivery was next day. This was unexpected and frankly unnecessary (the frenzied need to have everything RIGHT NOW can't make life fun for those in the driver's seats), but it’s kind of hard to complain.

– It doesn't smell quite as nice as his usual meadow hay!

– Hallelujah, he eats most of it.

– Less cleanup. Hay infamously gets everywhere. Not so much anymore. Unlike the baled variety we've been getting, it doesn't come in big tangled tufts for him to grab and drag out of the tray. As he's more interested in it, he doesn't feel the need to spread it out on the floor to forage. All this time he's been picking out the good stuff. Now it's almost all good stuff. I don't even have to sweep up most nights.

– "Dust free" wasn't an empty promise. In fact it makes me feel guilty that he's been putting up with dust for so long. It's been absolutely dreadful lately.

– £35 for 15kg, so ouch, as that's normally what we'd pay for about a year's supply.* A small amount will be clawed back in savings on petrol due to fewer trips picking up bales then throwing most of them away at the tip...

Allowing for his weight [just under 2kg] in hay daily, with a heavy adjustment for pessimism, I originally estimated this


would last 6 weeks. However, judging by his rate of consumption so far, projections are now up to two and a half or even three months.

I don't remember quite how we landed on haybox.club. You know what it's like, you look at the pics, see what other people are saying about them, consult your gut… I liked that they weren't cutesy, but they lost points for being a little mysterious. I guess it would be nice to see their farm or operation or whatever. "Exclusive to us, you can only buy this quality of hay directly from us" also wasn't a pitch which resonated. But you've got to choose something and get on with your life.


* Slightly nervous about apostrophes after my Dealbreakers poll, I sought the advice of an expert on r/grammar:

Quote from: jack_fucking_gladney
Linguists call this the genitive of measure. We typically think of the genitive as indicating possession: John's hat, the dog's bowl. But the genitive has many other semantic roles, and measure is one of them. You are essentially saying "such a supply as to last one year".

Anniversary
« Reply #112 on: December 12, 2021 »
Hard to believe it's six years since I first came through that door.


Ernestine

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Re: mm-mm-mm
« Reply #113 on: December 16, 2021 »
Congratulations!


Re: mm-mm-mm
« Reply #114 on: December 18, 2021 »


I wonder where my brothers ended up. Two of them, Larry and Curly, went off together.

In this picture Moe was hogging the water bottle as usual.

mm-mm-mm
« Reply #115 on: January 02, 2022 »


I'll help myself, thanks.

mm-mm-mm
« Reply #116 on: January 02, 2022 »


Takeaway always tastes better for some reason.

mm-mm-mm
« Reply #117 on: January 03, 2022 »

Thank you for your service.

Sociale animalium
« Reply #118 on: January 04, 2022 »
He's crossed the road again. Colour me unsurprised.



I will, however, be flabbergasted if he finds anyone who wants to chat about little old me and my fellow lagomorphs. We're kind of a specialist subject, to coin a phrase. That mark of Cain can't help either.

Who knows how many similar threads he's started over the years. Here's another, oddly abandoned as it was much better subscribed. It's a head scratcher.


The ways of Homo sapiens are inscrutable.

Why J K Rowling must die
« Reply #119 on: January 05, 2022 »
In a departure from my usual content, and belatedly inspired by Humbug's foray into politics, I hereby publicly subscribe to this sentiment:

J K Rowling must die

How can a peacenik like me



betray his very nature, you may ask if you haven't clicked. (I find that many people are content with headlines and resist the lure of hypertext.)

Call me a fan of the First Amendment. There's a lot of good stuff in there, but I refer of course to freedom of speech. Who wants to be



the monkey on the right in this enablers triptych?

Even if it means putting up with poison like this and this,


SOCIAL MEDIA: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK


it's imperative that even filthy memes like this,

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questionable justifications from baddies like this, and hysterical screeching such as to be found in the hellish cesspit of Mumsnet be allowed an airing so that we may better engage our brains in the outlandish act of thinking for ourselves, without fear or favour of all-powerful gatekeepers.

J K must die not just because that is the fate of all creatures great and small, but because Lord Frith demands an Icarus every now and then. Ours is very much to reason why. Meanwhile, turn it up