Author Topic: Charity shop

sam

Charity shop
« on: March 19, 2021 »

Bookhog


Can I use them to summon the spirit of Richard Feynman? No? No sale


Will I be able to sing like Tiny Tim? No? No sale


Worth getting the cricket bat just to bat the pig across the street


That's what I was aiming for anyway, but you've made it seriously uncool


Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse also had its day.


The osteopath next to the charity shop had killed a little too much time


Isn't that what Goldfinger tried on James Bond?


Riddle me this: a snake an owl and a bear want to visit the Kingdom of Sweet Adventures. How many cab rides will it take to get them all there with none of them getting eaten by any of the others?


With the recent dog inflation, now a serious contender


Sick joke