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The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #150 on: April 17, 2021 »
It seems to me that once in your life before you die you ought to see a country where they don't talk in English and don't even want to.

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The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #151 on: April 17, 2021 »
Don't look at us – once you've started, it's hard to stop.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #152 on: April 18, 2021 »
I'm happy to defend werewolves. Everyone is entitled to a lawyer.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #153 on: April 20, 2021 »
How about me?

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #154 on: April 20, 2021 »
I vote for a convenient transporter accident on the way to the courthouse.


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The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #155 on: April 21, 2021 »
I came up with my theorem when a pomegranate fell on my head from a considerable height.

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« Reply #156 on: April 21, 2021 »
Weren't you one of the most vocal early antagonists of calculus? Ironically so, because your theorem is essential for basic proofs in calculus? I understand you strove intently to demonstrate that it gave erroneous results and was based on unsound reasoning, and quarreled so vehemently on the subject that the Académie des Sciences was forced to intervene on several occasions.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #157 on: April 21, 2021 »
Can you take a picture of the two of us together?

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #158 on: April 22, 2021 »
Few women can resist my cult of personality.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #159 on: April 22, 2021 »
Oh good. The boredom is over and now the suffering begins.