Author Topic: The Slaughtered Lamb

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #220 on: June 26, 2021 »
If I'd dissected the brains of cyclists, rather than mice, I would've traced the pathways of euphoria much quicker.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #221 on: June 26, 2021 »
Finally gave in an bought an iPhone.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #222 on: June 26, 2021 »


People call this the 'Beam me up' painting, but actually, I was in the process of beaming down, having inserted false memories of a brother into the brainy bunch using alien technology and put one of my heads on ice. Being possessed of the finest literary genes of the quadrant, an education second to none, and a library of experiences inconceivable to such a parochial species, I could of course have written them all under the table, but was merely there to observe and document the novel effects of alcoholic dissolution.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #223 on: June 27, 2021 »
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #224 on: June 27, 2021 »


The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #226 on: June 28, 2021 »
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am.


The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #228 on: June 30, 2021 »
Life is a jest; and all things show it,
I thought so once; but now I know it.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #229 on: June 30, 2021 »
Small things come in big packages. Sign for this please?