Author Topic: The Slaughtered Lamb

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #260 on: November 08, 2021 »
He may not enter anywhere at the first, unless there be some one of the household who bid him to come, though afterwards he can come as he please.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #261 on: November 09, 2021 »
Do you always talk about yourself in the third person? Come on in already.

Don't bite till you know if it's flesh or bone.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #262 on: November 13, 2021 »
The other kids used to make fun of me. "Augie's mum is a hippo!" they'd shout. "That makes him a baby hippo."

I got the last laugh, because they're all in hell now.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #263 on: November 19, 2021 »
Some people count sheep. I counted asteroids. Coincidentally, it was a living.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #264 on: November 20, 2021 »


You wouldn't believe the catalogue work I got after that.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #265 on: December 02, 2021 »

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #266 on: December 03, 2021 »
I claim this pub for the National Trust.
<drunkenly belches>
There, it's official.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #267 on: December 07, 2021 »
Every year some joker gets me a belt for Christmas. I've got enough belts, thanks. What I'd like is a turtleneck, like Carl Sagan.