Author Topic: The Slaughtered Lamb

the slaughtered lamb
« Reply #480 on: September 03, 2023 »
i think that i shall never see
a vowel as lovely as an e
it beats the others - especially i
shooting . into the sky
a is too average
o too round
u too beloved of those across the pound

and y cannae make up its mynd

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« Reply #481 on: September 05, 2023 »
If we didn't use proper capitalisation and punctuation at school, the nuns would throw a piece of chalk at us. Such happy memories of occasional poor aim.

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« Reply #482 on: September 16, 2023 »
Hollywood sucks

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« Reply #483 on: September 19, 2023 »

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« Reply #484 on: September 21, 2023 »
Yea though I walk through the valley, I shall fear no dolls.

No, that's not right either. Opening sentences are a bitch.

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« Reply #485 on: September 22, 2023 »
[Mimes 2nd novel blues]

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« Reply #486 on: September 25, 2023 »
My next book will be on etiquette for Generation Gender. It'll cover pronouns, dating when genitals are a question mark, cancellation, the works.

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« Reply #487 on: October 04, 2023 »
I wrote a poem for my blind date. Do you think he'll like it?

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« Reply #488 on: October 06, 2023 »
Excuse me, are you the one with the uterus? A mutual friend set us up.

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« Reply #489 on: October 06, 2023 »
You two crazy kids have fun.