The Slaughtered Lamb

[Aaron Pelvis]

I called a wrong number and somebody picked up. It was Best Quality Vacuum, in Albuquerque. We got to chatting, and it turned out he could give me a new identity. So here I am, tending bar and organising the pub quiz.

[Andy Kaufman]

[Annë Brontë]

Everyone’s a diacritic.

[Auguste Comte]

I try to stay positive.

[Edith Wharton]

If you make up your mind not to be happy there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have a fairly good time.

[Virginia Woolf]

[Lon Chaney Jr.]

Nominative determinism is an aphrodisiac, Virginia. My I call you Virginia? It does so roll off the tongue.

[Alex Comfort]

Hungry like the wolf am I.

[Stella Adler]

Has that line ever worked on anyone?

[Anna Pavlova]

We have saying in Russia: Я хочу быть твоим самым любимым здравствуй и самым сложным прощай.

translation

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

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