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The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #530 on: August 08, 2024 »
I've just won the lottery!

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #531 on: September 04, 2024 »
When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that's a moray
When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a moray
When it sulks in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray
When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die that's a moray

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #532 on: September 16, 2024 »
Post-it note to My Dear and Loving Husband: kindly remove the bin from within.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #533 on: September 22, 2024 »
Kids these days.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #534 on: September 25, 2024 »
Nominative determinism ain't the boss of me.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #535 on: October 07, 2024 »
Quoth Lenore: "Ed, you snore."

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #536 on: October 12, 2024 »
I'm calling my next book Flatline.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #537 on: October 16, 2024 »

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #538 on: October 19, 2024 »
I was queen for 20 minutes, and have been dining off that ever since.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #539 on: October 24, 2024 »
Where the devil is Miss Jones and why does she always come after me?