Author Topic: The Slaughtered Lamb

Pieter de Hooch · « **Reply #41 on:** December 20, 2020 »

If it wasn't for open doors I might have made a living painting doors.

Frank Zappa · « **Reply #42 on:** December 21, 2020 »

It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple
A times, hmmmmmmmm
And I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling, it's important
That you believe me
(Bop bop bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here.

Rebecca West · « **Reply #43 on:** December 21, 2020 »

There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all.

Edwin Arlington Robinson · « **Reply #44 on:** December 22, 2020 »

I shall have more to say when I am dead.

Joseph Smith · « **Reply #45 on:** December 23, 2020 »

KNOCK-KNOCK

Who's there?

GOD

You what?

I WOULD SMITE THEE FOR RUINING MY PUNCHLINE

I don't believe you even had a punchline.

OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH, THAT'S STRIKE TWO

Go on then, God who?

GOD WHO CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH AND ALL THINGS WHICH CREEPETH

Where's the joke?

LIFE IS A COMEDY TO THOSE WHO THINK

Is this your way of saying humanity is the punchline?

(RESUMES THE SILENT TREATMENT)

Howard Hughes · « **Reply #46 on:** December 24, 2020 »

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Howard Hughes

Howard who?

No, Hughes

Oh, right. PPE deliveries in the back, Howard.

Henri Matisse · « **Reply #47 on:** December 31, 2020 »

Sacré bleu, c'est Blondie. Mais quand c'est vrai, c'est vrai.

Paul Revere · « **Reply #48 on:** January 01, 2021 »

The British are leaving, the British are leaving.

Louis Braille · « **Reply #49 on:** January 04, 2021 »

Was that watermark really necessary? (Somebody told me it was there.)