Author Topic: The Slaughtered Lamb

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2020 »

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2020 »
If it wasn't for open doors I might have made a living painting doors.

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2020 »
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple
A times, hmmmmmmmm
And I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling, it's important
That you believe me
(Bop bop bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here.

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2020 »
There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all.

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2020 »
I shall have more to say when I am dead.

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #45 on: December 23, 2020 »
KNOCK-KNOCK

Who's there?

GOD

You what?

I WOULD SMITE THEE FOR RUINING MY PUNCHLINE

I don't believe you even had a punchline.

OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH, THAT'S STRIKE TWO

Go on then, God who?

GOD WHO CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH AND ALL THINGS WHICH CREEPETH

Where's the joke?

LIFE IS A COMEDY TO THOSE WHO THINK

Is this your way of saying humanity is the punchline?

(RESUMES THE SILENT TREATMENT)

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2020 »
Knock-knock

Who's there?

Howard Hughes

Howard who?

No, Hughes

Oh, right. PPE deliveries in the back, Howard.

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2020 »
Sacré bleu, c'est Blondie. Mais quand c'est vrai, c'est vrai.


Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2021 »
The British are leaving, the British are leaving.

Re: The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2021 »

"All copyrights belong to more talented people."