Author Topic: The Slaughtered Lamb

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #330 on: June 13, 2022 »
It's better than Bob the Headless, the guy who gave me this nickname. Irony doesn't pay.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #331 on: June 14, 2022 »
The hat was a present from my grandma. I hated it, but whenever she saw a picture of me without it she would write to me all sad and everything, asking why I wasn't wearing her hat. So I got used to it.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #332 on: June 19, 2022 »
Trade hats? It would be revolutionary for both of us.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #333 on: June 21, 2022 »
I really was, you know. Had my name changed by deed poll and everything. Turned out to be real catnip to the ladies. Scout's honour, that was not was not my intention. The wife and I had heated rows over it. Alas, no makeup sex.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #334 on: June 25, 2022 »

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #335 on: July 02, 2022 »

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #336 on: July 03, 2022 »
The kitchen is out of lamb? I'll have wolf then. You know how to cook it, right?