Author Topic: The Slaughtered Lamb

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #520 on: February 15, 2024 »
Why does everyone always think I'm joking?

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #521 on: February 15, 2024 »
Ask Shirley.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #522 on: February 18, 2024 »


Encore:
FAT MAN
To my very great surprise
I am become destroyer of pies;
giving up cigs sure as hell wasn't fun
Heaven knows I'm dying for one.


EARTHY DAY
My theory is God is a rabbit,
creation a litter tray,
[close]
and he is oft in the habit
of flushing it all away.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #523 on: June 12, 2024 »
If you're crying about Elon hiding likes, I've got news for you: nobody likes you anyway, except maybe your mother. And even she has you on mute.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #524 on: June 14, 2024 »
I packed one of mine off to Australia. That's next level muting.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #525 on: June 25, 2024 »
Turn it up!


PS. Yeah, she was the one, officer.

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #526 on: July 06, 2024 »

Not very catchy.

Barbara of Cilli

  • .
  • Not to be confused with the Barber of Seville
The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #527 on: July 11, 2024 »
I'd like to book the function room for the Order of the Dragon please. We're now inclusive of Ottomans, if that was going to be a concern.


formerly triggering

The Slaughtered Lamb
« Reply #528 on: July 14, 2024 »
In observance of International Non-Binary Day I've dropped 'Madame'.         /s

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I'm non-binary and my pronouns are "me, me, me"!