Decisions, decisions:
I call this one "On the run from democracy". It's a highly illicit photo I took after casting my ballot. The lesson is,
shoot first, ask questions later.
Civic duty accomplished, I stopped by the village shop and wondered if it might be possible to vote again.
Hey, they were on the ballot!
The old "Vote for us or I’ll kill this dog” gambit
Would "Vote for us or you'll be up against the wall" work its magic, instead?
Or would Jo Swinson, shown here swiping through Pinterest for ideas to redecorate No. 10, pull off the upset of the century?
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And they're off! A nation gallops to the polls and orders a whiskey
Votes are counted along with a representative sampling of rubbish, for technical reasons
The entire process is carefully monitored and adjusted to account for tactical voting
More ballots for Conservatives are rushed in when needed
Jeremy Corbyn has a premonition of the will of the people
Boris flies in from a secret location having just recieved reassurances from Darth Vader that the empire will not be handed over to Labour, no matter what the results
Sometimes you're the deer, sometimes you're the headlights
Theresa May is accidentally allowed on camera
Labour Instagram influencers are trotted out
In a perplexing development, processing of ballots is outsourced to gilets jaunes
There is more excited running back and forth
They thought they were electing the pope – nobody had the heart to tell them otherwise
Nicola Sturgeon, as always, is thinking of England
In a last minute appeal to swing voters, Jo movingly describes the crisis of conscience which repeatedly causes her to adjust her principles
Nigel Farage says he swallowed his ballot paper
Count Binface, actually a terminator sent from the future to stop the Conservatives, is thwarted when Elmo throws himself in front of Boris
Dominic Cummings spotted leaving the scene of Elmo's 'accident' afterwards. There are rumours he was tying up loose ends
Now decisively chosen by the nation to be its leader, the prime minister announces his relief that the little dog didn't have to be killed after all
Protesting the mute button
Dominic Grieve is calmly accepting of his electoral fate and smoothly changes career to hitman-for-hire
Nicola shows off her new phone screen, now set to Happy Dance
Corbyn claims the Force is still with Labour, vowing "We shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
Mind where you point that thing
